Dienstag, 24. Mai 2011

Dear Blank Please Blank

Dear time,
Why do you crawl when I'm at work but fly by when I'm having fun?
Sincerely, pick a consistent mode of transportation.

Dear world,
Asking who's the "man" and who's the "woman" in a gay relationship is like going to a Chinese restaurant and asking which chopstick is the fork.
Sincerely, annoyed.


Dear Microsoft Word,
I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out and you ask me if I want to save any changes to my twenty-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
Sincerely, too stressed for this.


Dear dentists,
What happened to Oral-A?
Sincerely, Oral-B toothbrush user.


Dear life,
When I muttered, "Could things get any worse?" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
Sincerely, screwed over.


Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns



Dear street signs,
You should really put a comma in "slow children playing" signs.
Sincerely, confused drivers.


for further reading: Dear Blank Please Blank

Mittwoch, 11. Mai 2011

Sticky Notes






zu kaufen bei knockknock

Nr. 2 Work in Progress - Jan Vormann

"Die zweite Work in Progress Episode beschäftigt sich mit Kinderspielzeug, genauer gesagt mit Plastikbausteinen. Für das Projekt 'Dispatchwork' war der Künstler Jan Vormann bisher in mehr als zwanzig internationalen Städten unterwegs. Die Idee dahinter ist Löcher und größere Ritzen in Hauswänden und Mauern mit handelsüblichen LEGO- und DUPLO-Steinen auszubessern." via Ignant 



Bilder via Ignant

Donnerstag, 5. Mai 2011

Unit 1 by Kalon Studios

"This desk cubbyhole sort of thing can either stand upright or flat, depending on how you want to use it. There’s three different sized openings for mail, magazines, books, etc. and the size makes it versatile enough to fit on a desk or stand beside an armchair." via betterlivingthroughdesign / erhältlich bei greenergrassdesign




Mittwoch, 4. Mai 2011

"Auto Ink" Automatic Tattoo Machine

"Auto Ink is a three axis numerically controlled sculpture. Once the main switch is triggered, the operator is assigned a religion and it’s corresponding symbol is tattooed onto the person’s arm. The operator does not have control over the assigned symbol. It is assigned either randomly or through divine intervention, depending on your personal beliefs." by Chris Eckert